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I DON’T WANNA BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO BE LATELY

I DON’T WANNA BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHAT I’VE BEEN TRYING TO BE LATELY

I enjoy looking at the human experience through the eyes of a child, and approaching parenthood excites me for this very reason, airport priority privileges aside. I can just imagine having discussions with a little human being, only hardwired with the basic operating system, not yet corrupted by any additional software add-ons. Do you prefer tea in a mug or a cup sweetheart? That sounds like a stoopid thing to care about daddy. I’m not stupid, you’re stupid. I often need…

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THE QUIET THINGS THAT NO ONE EVER KNOWS

THE QUIET THINGS THAT NO ONE EVER KNOWS

A guy is standing in a crowded room, just off centre stage, and all the focus is on the band. The guy wishes he could sing – and I mean really sing, like the ones who even scream beautifully, but at the same time, he doesn’t. He loves being a fan. If he could actually sing like that, it’s likely his appreciation would be of a different kind, and he would never trade that feeling. Nowhere else in life does…

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I DON’T CARE WHAT NOBODY SAYS

I DON’T CARE WHAT NOBODY SAYS

SEE ABOUT PAGE FOR MORE CONTEXT. Let me start this journey with a confession. When my wife and I went for our 20 week scan and subsequently found out we were having a girl, I was disappointed. I had told people I was neutral in this regard – I’ve seen humans lie before, and they usually lie in this type of setting when attempting to avoid controversy. I guess that’s what I was doing, which annoys me, since I must be more conditioned…

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